Maria Bamford: New Neighbors

My neighbor is super nice, neighbor Carlos, came over and he said, 'I hope you don't mind living next to a Mexican, 'cause we leave shit on our lawn.' I said, 'Well, if we're going to talk in stereotypes, I hope you don?t mind living next to a white lady -- 'cause I'm gonna steal that shit. Manifest Destiny, it's kind of already mine.'