You can get any kind of surgery imaginable in this town, too -- and they do it -- holy sh*t: Botox and collagen and vaginal rejuvenation. Oh my God, what -- vaginal rejuvenation? How the hell do I know when that looks old? Who do you trust with that question? Come on -- well, it's not like I have pictures from high school.
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