Theo Von: Brett Favre Texts

This dude got busted texting pictures of his penis to chicks with his phone. Dude, why are you doing what I'm doing? You're Brett Favre. At least hire a nice artist to come and paint your penis up real nice, you know. Just Ansel Adams out some clouds behind it and mail that off to a woman. Or just put your phone down and go f**k a chick. You're Brett Favre.