There's a lot of Pakistani cab drivers. I wonder if you go to Pakistan, if all the cab drivers are American, and all the Pakistani guys mess with him? 'Look! His name is John -- only one syllable! Close the flap. You stink like cheeseburger. Now drive.'
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