My boyfriend and I went to a movie, and we got there almost an hour before the show started. And he said, 'You know, you're always early because you're afraid you're gonna miss something. That means you've got low self-esteem and no concept of your own self worth.' And I said, 'So what -- you don't want to pee on me now?'
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