The economy being messed up, women are donating their eggs at an increased rate. Do you know how much you're getting on average? $10,000 - $15,000. That's a Toyota Corolla 2006 right there; that's a good car. Guys can donate our stuff; we get $100 or arrested -- depending on where we decide to donate.
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