Here's the thing: even if you are hip hop rich,' like you have to take a Segway to get from your dining room to your basketball court, you're still nowhere near as rich as real rich people. You know, like the people who ruined the ocean. 'Oh, so sorry about that oil spill; let me write you a check. What should I put in the memo line? I'll just put 'oopsie.''
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