I was walking back through this mall in January; there was a girl in front of Victoria's Secret who stopped me. She was like, 'Hey, how's it going?' I was like, 'Good, how are you?' She goes, 'Well, I'm curious, are you shopping for a wife or girlfriend today?' I was like, 'No, why?' She goes, 'Well, we're having this after-Christmas sale, and all our bras are 50% off.' And I go, 'I like when your bras are 100% off.'
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