Remember the anthrax they tried to blame on the Middle Easterners? I knew that wasn't a Middle Easterner. That's not how the Middle Easterners work. A Middle Easterner'd have been like, 'What -- you want me to put the anthrax in the envelope, put the stamp on the envelope and mail it? No, no, no, no. That's not how I do it. Can I wrap the anthrax around myself and run into somebody?'
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