Women like that exist -- women who can only sleep with a man who's got a big fricking penis. And there's a reason behind that. It's a medical condition. I'll explain it to you right now. Those type of women can only sleep with a man if he's got a big penis because they need that big c**k to fill the inner void within them. You know, the one that's caused by the lack of a soul.
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