In 1999, if you come down with a case of gonorrhea, be happy. You should be thankful, that is a blessing from God, truly. These days, that don't mean a damn thing. They've got some diseases out there -- I'm not talking about HIV -- they've got some, like, Ebola of the nuts. You might not make it to your car.
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