How many people here ever pretend to take down a message you're not really taking down? You never do, but you fake like you do. It's like, 'Hold on. Let me get a pen. OK, got one.' Have you ever seen a pen on the other side of the room and thought to yourself, 'No, that would mean getting up, and you're not that important.' Sometimes I feel so guilty I pretend to write the number down in the air in front of me.
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