We actually had to get a tape on how to have better sex -- not a porno, I mean a video tape giving instructional lessons. And the woman on the tape gives the dumbest advice. She goes, 'Rub your naked mate's body with a feather before you have sex.' Where am I gonna get a feather in New York City? I'm gonna rub her with a dirty pigeon feather?
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