I was almost mugged, but luckily, I had picked up a book on self-defense. Well, I thought it was a book on self-defense, but it turned out to be the 'Kama Sutra,' which is like a lovemaking book. Yeah, I didn't know that. Let me just say this -- that mugger didn't know what hit him.
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