Arguing is totally different when you're married than when you're dating. I don't care how long you've been together before you get married, once you get married the whole arguing dynamic completely changes. 'Cause when you're just dating, you know one very important thing about the arguing situation: you know you can leave with your stuff. But when you're married, there's this little thing called commitment. That means you are working this out in a minute, in a month or when you surrender.
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