Holding my nephew, I realized I'm getting older, and that's a very strange feeling. And I don't mind it 'cause now the simplest things in life make me really happy. I'm telling you, if I have a new box of breakfast cereal in the cupboard in the kitchen, I get up about 20 minutes early in the morning. I mean, I'm really excited. I march in there, rip it open, jam my hand right to the bottom of the box looking for the prize -- 'cause when you're an adult, you don't have to wait.
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