I think I'm just going to let my eggs rot in my body. I'm just going to do the same thing I do with, like, baby carrots, where I just buy them, put them at the bottom of my fridge, wait 'til they're oozing brown liquid, and then throw them away. So, thanks very much, but I'm going to just stay barren.
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