I think they should have mirrors in the wild, because if some of these wild animals saw themselves, they wouldn't be so cocky. Think about it -- how you look affects how you feel. Why wouldn't that be true for the wild animal kingdom? Like the panda bear -- that's a wild animal -- in his head, he's a bad-ass bear, but if he saw himself in a full-length mirror, he wouldn't be so cocky. He'd be like, 'I'm adorable.'
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