I have a whole checklist of things I need to achieve in the shower. I feel like you get in there with someone else and all of a sudden you're inventing. Like, 'Hey, let me wash your back,' so you can sneak wash your ass. It's very stressful. Whereas when I'm alone that's exclusively what I wash. There's only one checkbox on my checklist.
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