Single mamas hold on too long. My mama used to still try to come in the bathroom and take us a bath, and we was 14. We was like, 'Whoa, Mama. I don't think you should be in here no more. I think I'm going to have to press charges about this.' She'd be like, 'I just want to wash your back.' I'd be like, 'Nope. I'm maturing. You can't be in here no more. This is a Michael Jackson moment.'
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