Mystery Road Signs & Peter Boyle July 6, 2005 In the series premiere of Mind of Mencia, Carlos investigates racist road signs and enlists Peter Boyle to read his hate mail. PLAY FULL EPISODE Desperate Gardeners & Mini-Gallagher July 13, 2005 Carlos uncovers the world of "Desperate Gardeners" and destroys all of your useless, outdated technology with the help of "mini-Gallagher." PLAY FULL EPISODE Judge Carlos & Out the Beaner July 20, 2005 Carlos "Outs the Beaner," discovers the last white dude left in the barrio and serves up justice to stupid people as "Judge Carlos." PLAY FULL EPISODE Cultural Explorer & Sean Juan Fashions July 27, 2005 Carlos becomes a "Cultural Explorer" and takes a comedic look at the gay community of West Hollywood, CA. Later in the show, Carlos unveils his new designer clothing line, "Sean Juan." PLAY FULL EPISODE Carlos the Dinosaur & Cheech Marin August 3, 2005 Carlos announces his Supreme Court picks, teaches kids about real life as "Carlos the Dinosaur" and poses the question "Why Aren't you Working?" to a bunch of deadbeats. Special guest star Cheech Marin. PLAY FULL EPISODE Mencia's Real Reviews & Method Man August 10, 2005 Carlos tackles the delicate subject of the "N word" with rapper Method Man. He also tells us what the film critics won't about all the big summer movies releases with "Mencia's Real Reviews." PLAY FULL EPISODE Mencia's Holiday Parade & Gene Simmons August 17, 2005 Carlos hits the streets to try and find out, once and for all, "What Women Want," with the help of special guest Gene Simmons. He also redefines the meaning of Christmas and Easter with "Mencia's Holiday Parade." PLAY FULL EPISODE You've Got Spam & Dee Dee Dee Awards August 24, 2005 Carlos takes to the streets to encourage people to say whatever is on their minds and he honors real-life idiots with the "Dee Dee Dee Awards." PLAY FULL EPISODE Pet Psychic & The Newly Met Game August 31, 2005 Carlos discovers his gift and becomes the Hispanic Dr. Doolittle in "Pet Psychic." He also "helps" new couples get to the bottom of what's really going on in their relationships with "The Newly Met Game." PLAY FULL EPISODE Renaissance Faire & Beaner Bike Off September 7, 2005 Carlos visits the Renaissance Faire and discovers that life in the 16th century is oddly similar to life in the 21st. He also takes on the Covingtons of "Biker Build Off" in a contest to see who can create the best "beaner"-style motorcycle, and he introduces his own line of back-to-school supplies. PLAY FULL EPISODE Ask Whitey & Ron Jeremy September 14, 2005 Carlos hits the streets to give people of all races and ethnic backgrounds the chance to ask white people anything that is on their minds in "Ask Whitey." He also stuns diners at a Mexican restaurant with his own take on Mariachi music and he has a strange encounter with Ron Jeremy in the Men's room. Special guest star Justin Guarini. PLAY FULL EPISODE Confucius Carlos & Mencia's Wetback English September 21, 2005 Carlos hits the streets to find out what people will do to pay less for their gas. He also answers soul-searching questions as the very wise Confucius Carlos, and his brother Joseph introduces his new line of language DVDs called Joseph Mencia's Wetback English. PLAY FULL EPISODE Best of Mind of Mencia - Season One September 28, 2005 Carlos takes a look back at the first season of his show in this "Best Of" episode. Carlos gets a little help from his friends from this past season such as the ghost of Johnny Cochrane, his brother Joseph and a special guest appearance by President Bush. PLAY FULL EPISODE