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Mind of Mencia

Season 4 Preview

Wednesdays 10:30p/9:30c
Posted: 05/19/2008
Views: 53373

RENO 911!

Movie Snob Crash

Thursday 10:30p/9:30c
Posted: 04/25/2007
Views: 18287

South Park

Meet the Internet Stars

Tonight 10p/9c
Posted: 04/03/2008
Views: 252814

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Hillary is Wolverine

Mondays - Thursdays 11p/10c
Posted: 05/16/2008
Views: 182364

The Colbert Report

Bill O'Reilly Inside Edition

Mondays - Thursdays 11:30p/10:30c
Posted: 05/14/2008
Views: 547223
Posted:
05/19/2008
Views:
53373
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Mind of Mencia

Season 4 Preview

The new season of Mind of Mencia won't be politically incorrect, because Carlos will be right.

Watch videos from Carlos' new stand-up special "Performance Enhanced."
Go deep inside Carlos' mind with the Mind of Mencia Blog.
Posted:
04/25/2007
Views:
18287
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RENO 911!

Movie Snob Crash

Patton Oswalt guest stars as a bloody torso who maintains his film outrage to the bitter end.

Defend the Reno police headquarters -- play Excessive Force.
The Reno police force is analyzed in exclusive Cop Psychology videos.
Posted:
04/03/2008
Views:
252814
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South Park

Meet the Internet Stars

Canada is on Strike once again tonight at 10p/9c. See the boys try to collect their Internet income at the Department of Internet Money.

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Summer is coming -- get your Towelie Towel at the Shop.
Posted:
05/16/2008
Views:
182364
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The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Hillary is Wolverine

John Edwards is scared to make his endorsement because Hillary Clinton is Wolverine.

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Find out how you can get tickets to see The Daily Show.
Posted:
05/14/2008
Views:
547223
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The Colbert Report

Bill O'Reilly Inside Edition

As far as Stephen's concerned, Bill O'Reilly did nothing wrong in that "Inside Edition" clip.

See our birthday retrospective collection of Stephen videos.
Stephen is the Webby Person of the Year! Find out more.

Mencia Madness 3 Game

Mencia Madness 3

Add the new South Park Games app to your Facebook profile.
Unleash your inner Lewis Black with Judge, Fury and Executioner.

Centrally located promo MENCIA [5.21.08]

Carlos Mencia Isn't Leveling the Playing Field, He's Tearing It Up

Wanna hear a bunch of jokes that you're not going to be able to tell at work tomorrow? The Season 4 premiere of Mind of Mencia is the place for you. We've got two clips up from tonight's episode: Carlos' take on Indiana Jones in which he seeks a 40 oz. holy grail and further proof that political correctness is ruining the country -- a cop with Alzheimer's. Plus... a brand new exclusive Mencia Minute where Carlos revisits Bill O'Reilly's classic meltdown. Let the mayhem commence.

Dave Attell Wants to Gong You -- Find Out How to Make it Happen

After scoping out late night scenes all over the world for four seasons on Insomniac, Dave Attell definitely knows a freak when he sees one. That's why in July, he'll get to make and break all those who are willing to put their pride on the line in The Gong Show with Dave Attell. In his own words, "Stars will be made, feelings will be hurt." Want to be a star... or get your feelings hurt? Submit your info to gongshowcasting@aol.com and you could be on the show.

RENO 911!'s Resident Male Prostitute Terry is The Hottest Thing on Eight Wheels

You saw him save the day in RENO 911!: Miami -- now see what made him the Reno Sheriff Department's favorite roller skating male prostitute to work at Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! After all, no one else can solicit a cop for sex while he's on duty like Terry. No one else can add that special ingredient to the customers' burritos. And no one else can score a fiancée like... Christina Applegate? Watch our Best of Terry video and see all of these great moments in one place.

Added Today
New Blog Post: Mind of Mencia: Hillary Clinton and the Magical Unicorn
Wanna be a contestant on The Gong Show with Dave Attell? Call (310) 840-5721 or e-mail gongshowcasting@aol.com to set up an audition.
New Blog Post: CCInsider: BREAKING – Root of All Evil Officially Renewed!
Two new exclusive Live at Gotham PolitiBits are up from Tommy Davidson and Kevin Hart.
Watch a highlight from last night’s Futurama episode.
Watch a highlight from Carlos Mencia's Performance Enhanced stand-up which aired last night.
In the first exclusive Mencia Minute of the new season, Carlos takes on Bill O'Reilly.
Find out what "hillucination" means on Indecision 2008's Political Addictionary Word of The Day.
Now you can take Indecision 2008 with you wherever you go. Join the The InDecider's Twitter feed today!
Added Yesterday
See Carlos Mencia's Performance Enhanced stand-up special again tonight at 10p/9c.
South Park Studios: We've just added an awesome new screensaver featuring Garrison and the Penis Mouse!
New on Indecision 2008: The Political Additionary Word of the Day - Pollutics.
How you think today's primaries in KY and OR will shake out? Vote now at indecision2008.com!
New Blog Post: CCInsider: Truthiness Still More Popular Than Truth
New Blog Post: Mind of Mencia: Judge Carlos: Hit me with your best 'Glamour Shot'
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Mencia Announcement [5.21.08]

Carlos Mencia is Taking Over!

The new season of Mind of Mencia starts tonight at 10:30p/9:30c.
Get a preview of the new episode now.

NEW Joke of Day 300

The Magician and the Parrot

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good.

He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and squawked, ''It's in his sleeve!''

The magician chased the bird away.

The next day the magician was performing his highlight again (in front of a smaller audience) when the parrot walked onstage and declared, ''It's in his pocket!''

The next day, as he was performing the highlight, he saw the parrot in the crowd. But before the parrot could ruin the magic trick, the boat crashed into a rock and sank.

The magician was lucky enough to find a board to hang on to. On the other end of the board was the parrot.

They stared at each other for three full days, neither of them saying anything, when suddenly the parrot said, ''I give up, what'd you do with the ship?''

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