Nick Vatterott dissects life's great pleasures, like costumed drunks weeping on Halloween, responding to wrong number text messages and the song "Bear Rug for Kevin."
Nothing fascinates Brendon Walsh more than the post-coital thoughts of Fleshlight owners, the hot topics in homeless newspapers and the benefits of wearing a fake mustache.
Neal Brennan explores the depressing nature of BBC news reporting and which parts of the male body are suited to erotic photography. Plus, gift giving rules for the sexes.
Na'im Lynn susses out how to secure his ideal South African bride, how to avoid the perils of dating in L.A., and what benefits come with an alcohol colonic.