Two friends encounter a racist dog in the park, the flamboyant players of the East/West Collegiate Bowl introduce themselves, and a dubstep track derails moving day.
Jordan and Keegan discuss spanking in public, a gay couple reacts to their new right to get married, and zombies attack.
In the season finale, President Obama wants to be treated just like everyone else, Jordan looks at an apartment owned by a suspicious landlord, and a pair of party motivators get the party started at a bar mitzvah. Also, a toddler Forest Whitaker creates havoc for his babysitter.
Jordan and Keegan debate who is blacker, the Tea Party discovers a new hope, military recruiters think outside the box, and Bobby McFerrin duels Michael Winslow.