Cristela Alonzo enjoys the succulent schadenfreude born from watching "16 and Pregnant" and the post-Halloween walk of shame. Plus, tips on how to use the McRib to tell time.
Lil Rel Howrey encounters the most capable toddler he's ever met, sees success in quality airlines and runs afoul of hood rats at Chuck E. Cheese.
Jared Logan works the worst jobs, from the merciless free clinic grind to finding half-eaten hot dogs at the movies.
Gabe Liedman tires of monkeys and the same old fantasy, but he does love all the anal sex in "Game of Thrones," as well as Ja Rule and Ashanti's inventions.