Patton Oswalt gets excited for the apocalypse, Brian Posehn shares what makes a good moviegoing experience, and Christian Finnegan loves dogs' honesty.
Denis Leary hates flying, Brian Regan divulges some childhood experiences, and Laura Kightlinger sees the Bush era as the best political climate for drinking.
Lewis Black notices candy corn becomes an issue every Halloween, and Ted Alexandro doesn't quite fit in with the big guys at the gym.
Vic Henley explains why George W. Bush should embrace his image, and Mitch Hedberg says America's Forest Service should rethink using Smokey Bear as a mascot.
Pablo Francisco found a reason to actually like movie previews, and Ed Byrne ponders America's obsession with teeth.