Jon talks to a Broadway producer (Patton Oswalt) about his newest success, but finds that the JBHV van has been towed out of Times Square. He also hits the streets of New York City with a friend (David Cross) on a mission to dispel stereotypes.
Jon goes undercover to steal something from a store specializing in selling surveillance equipment. While reporting on another story, Jon runs over an old gypsy woman whose vengeful husband puts a curse on Jon.
In this episode, Jon concocts a scheme to get out of work, but his lies spiral out of control, ultimately capturing the nation's headlines. He also introduces his new service 'Jon Benjamin's 911', and makes an appearance on 'Celebrity Parkour' with Andy Richter.
Jon gets into a violent fight with another motorist, leading to a disturbing personal transformation. He also interviews the founder of an unusual triathlon and features another "Shame on Me" report from Edward Sheath (Rich Fulcher).