Sarah is tired of being woken up by church bells every Sunday morning, and goes to the church to express her outrage. Upon leaving, she is approached by several kind women who express their own frustrations with the church. Sarah joins their organization to become their most passionate recruit, unaware that they are a radical anti-abortion group.
When the batteries in Sarah's TV remote die, she embarks on an odyssey to find new ones. Brian shows Steve that he's capable of discussing politics.
Sarah enters a girl into a pageant. Steve's rude behavior in a police car has unexpected consequences.
Sarah takes in a homeless man to prove that she's a caring person. Brian learns karate, but fails to use it at critical moments.