Sarah accidentally becomes the most passionate recruit of a radical anti-abortion group. A Dungeons & Dragons game interrupts Brian and Steve's day date.
When the batteries in Sarah's TV remote die, she embarks on an odyssey to find new ones. Brian shows Steve that he's capable of discussing politics.
Sarah enters a girl into a pageant. Steve's rude behavior in a police car has unexpected consequences.
To cure herself of the blahs, Sarah gets an AIDS test. Jay has a birthday party for the first time.
Sarah takes in a homeless man to prove that she's a caring person. Brian learns karate, but fails to use it at critical moments.