When the batteries in Sarah's TV remote die, she embarks on an odyssey to find new ones. Brian shows Steve that he's capable of discussing politics.
Sarah enters a girl into a pageant. Steve's rude behavior in a police car has unexpected consequences.
Sarah gets an AIDS test to cure herself of the blahs. Jay has a birthday party for the first time.
Sarah takes in a homeless man to prove that she's a caring person. Brian learns karate, but fails to use it at critical moments.