Cristela Alonzo enjoys the succulent schadenfreude born from watching "16 and Pregnant" and the post-Halloween walk of shame. Plus, tips on how to use the McRib to tell time.
Mike Lawrence lives a rough life: fights with homeless people, his likeness to a hipster fairy tale creature, and seeing "Spaceballs" before "Star Wars."
Jared Logan works the worst jobs, from the merciless free clinic grind to finding half-eaten hot dogs at the movies.
Gabe Liedman tires of monkeys and the same old fantasy, but he does love all the anal sex in "Game of Thrones," as well as Ja Rule and Ashanti's inventions.