The dam that holds back Brickleberry River is destroyed by fireworks set off in honor of Woody's birthday. The park floods, and our rangers,along with the rest of the survivors, must re-form society on top of Brickleberry Mountain.
While preparing for the annual Ranger Ball, the rangers discover that Steve wears a toupee. In an effort to restore his hair growth and his mojo, Steve becomes bigfoot, and thus, a celebrity.
Fed up with conditions at the park, the rangers begin making demands. Woody, impressed with the workers at the computer help desk in India, decides to outsource the ranger positions to 'dot-bots'.
Woody allows the Jesus Hates Homos Church to hold their meeting at Brickleberry. Connie takes off, because it was this church that tried to 'fix' her gay-ness, and discovers a secret government military headquarters inside Brickleberry mountain.