While preparing for the annual Ranger Ball, the rangers discover that Steve wears a toupee. In an effort to restore his hair growth and his mojo, Steve becomes bigfoot, and thus, a celebrity.
Woody allows the Jesus Hates Homos Church to hold their meeting at Brickleberry. Connie takes off, because it was this church that tried to 'fix' her gay-ness, and discovers a secret government military headquarters inside Brickleberry mountain.
Secretary of the Interior Kirk Sanders visits the park. In an effort toimpress him, Woody sets the park on fire.
In an effort to compete with Yellowstone, Woody charges the team with coming up with the cutest animal in the world. Steve creates a Squabbit - half squirrel, half rabbit.