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The Real Asswipes of Washington, D.C.

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Posted: 12/01/2009
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Something Is Melting in Denmark - Dan Esty

Dan Esty believes President Obama will bring a change in spirit to the United Nations Climate Change Conference.

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Posted: 12/01/2009
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Holiday Cookin' - Secret Guest

The host's special guest -- whose name rhymes with Shmemeril Shmagasse -- fails to show.

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Posted: 11/23/2009
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Anthony Jeselnik - Christmas

The best Christmas present is something that you make yourself. Like crystal meth.

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Posted: 01/14/2009
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Preview - Throwing Explosives

Achmed the Dead Terrorist learns a better way of using explosives: throw them. How novel!

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Posted: 11/05/2009
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Redneck Games

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Before the holiday weekend, you were stuffing yourself withJon Stewart's extended interview with Lou Dobbs and Stephen's calls to help the U.S. Speedskating Team. Fill back up again with the latest full episodes of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

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Get your golf on with The Daily Show's Best Golf Moments on the Insider Blog -- then help drive it home on Digg.
New Caption Challenge posted on Indecision Blog.
6 new clips from The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Which New Stand-Ups Are Burning Up? Find Out Who's on Comedy Central's Hot List
Meet the breakout stand-up comics of 2009 in a new special airing Sunday at 10pm / 9c, Comedy Central's Hot List. Get an advance look at who the comedy stars of today and tomorrow are on Jokes.com, featuring Aziz Ansari, Whitney Cummings, Kumail Nanjiani and more.
6 new clips from The Colbert Report.
The future will not be televised -- it will be drawn. Watch the trailer for The Drawn Together Movie, coming in April 2010.
This just in: South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play is nominated in the 2009 Video Game Awards. Vote for the game in Best Game Based on a TV Shows and Best Cast categories.
Head Overseas With The Colbert Report's Best Afghanistan Moments on the Indecision Blog
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"One time I called myself fat around my mom. She said, 'You're not fat, you're just fluffy.'"

Rob Riggle

Friday 11pm / 10c

Rob Riggle hosts this week's new episode of Live at Gotham.

"What's the ultimate in luxury? For me, it would be seeing Spencer Pratt from 'The Hills' fight a lion in a small space."

Congressman's Money

A thief stuck a pistol in a man's ribs and said, "Give me your money."

The gentleman, shocked by the sudden attack, said "You cannot do this, I'm a United States congressman!"

The thief said, "In that case, give me my money!"

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