Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: It was in Russian and my keyboard only types English letters.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: A well-fed and rested brain.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or the quiet nerd?
A: The short girl suspected of working for the KGB.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: While on stage, better not to waste people's time.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Old-fashioned inevitability.