Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: I don't remember but everyone in kindergarten used to laugh when I would poo my pants.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: My friends, my Family, the world around me and a magic gold coin given to me by a drunk leprechaun.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Since Adonis like sex god is not an option, I'll pick the class clown.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Feared because it's really hard to make love on a ladder.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Luck!