Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: I don't remember the details but it had to do with a nipple, eyebrow tweasers, and a thirsty beaver whose knack for shipbuilding led to charles barkley's weight gain in 1997.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: my quirkness comes from my mother who is the most insane person you could ever meet. but in a good way. she uses her insanity to help the community - building playgrounds for children.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: I wasn't in school much because i had mono most of my academic career which I got from making out with the quiet clown who was really creepy.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: It's better to be loved in all aspects of life unless you have a fear of comedy ladders.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: I would say old fashioned luck since I'm really just trying to be a NASCAR driver.