Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: "Goo goo ga ga. Ma ma goo ga. Ga ga da da. Ha ha ha ha ha...."
I guess you had to be there.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: Well, I'm bound by a non-disclosure agreement but I can say that it involves stem cell research

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: I was the quiet nerd-clown. Consequently, I was never asked to explain the makeup.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Um... I don't understand the question. Explain the difference between love and fear.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Well, you can't count on luck, so it must be karmic inevitability. I'm hoping it's that Instant Karma that John Lennon sang about because my rent is due.