Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: I usually do a juggling act, but I dont have the balls.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: One of my friends that I steal all my jokes from.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Class clown.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Loved. Why would you want to be feared? When I think of comedy fear is definitely not the first thing i think of.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: If I say karmic inevitablity then I'm an egocentric ass, if I say old fashioned luck then I'm admitting I'm talentless. Oh I found a loop hole, this question assumes I'm a star which I am not. So I will give you an answer if I ever become a star.