Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: The first joke I ever wrote was about a robot that made cheddar cheese named Cheesetron. The "joke" was about how sad I became when I found out that it actually made Kraft singles, not real cheese.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: Mostly my family, my dad and uncle were pretty hilarious. Growing up I thought I was just like them, until I wrote a joke about a robot that made cheese.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: I was one the biggest class clowns ever and I was also voted the most athletic clown.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: It is better to be feared. I always arrive at open mic with members of my motorcycle gang.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old-fashioned luck?
A: I'd say old-fashioned luck. I have been lucky to know some funny people in my life and I think it rubs off.