Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: Well it's not really a joke exactly, but I had an extensive prank letter writing campaign in 7th grade to the people who made Bazooka Bubble gum- so I guess that was my first "joke"

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: Old Andrew Dice Clay records

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: I'll let you figure that out from my response to question 1.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Hmmm, I think people thinking you're funny is probably the best way up the comedy ladder.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: A karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck? Just a sec, I have to google the definition of karmic.