Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: A terrible joke about using sunscreen with a SPF above 50. I compared it to spackle. I have advanced greatly. I now compare hilarious celebrity mix-ups to old Nintendo games.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: An enormous circle of friends and family, all of whom brazenly celebrate their faults.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: I was clownish, but my highschool was populated almost entirely with nerds, so it was a little of both. I was probably funnier than most, but we spent the whole time arguing over retired baseball players, so it's only so uproarious.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: I have no idea if fear is effective since I've never had the leverage or power to scare any one. When you are trying to talk the bar into waving the $20 credit card minimum after a show, being loved seems to work best.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Karmic inevitability sounds a little too certain, but I have survived a huge amount of terrible decisions, so perhaps the universe has a plan for me. Of course, old fashioned luck may have saved me from those moments too, so who knows. I'll say- the inevitable conclusion to a very lucky life?