Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: Something about the valet parking at the mall near where I lived in Las Vegas. The joke didn't work... so I've long since forgotten the actual wording. I'm pretty sure the problem was not with the wording.

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: "The Ultimate 'Yo' Mama' Collection: Volume 2"... available at Amazon.com and fine booksellers around the world.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: Would anyone believe star quarterback? Probably not. I was definitely the nerd. Although I was a drummer in the marching band... so "quiet" nerd is probably not completely accurate.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Hopefully loved. Although I've heard that Jay Leno punches people every morning when he gets to work. Maybe I should try fear for awhile.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: I'd like to say hard work... but I'll take lucky any day.