Q: What's the first joke you ever wrote?
A: If a educated guess is educated, then why is it a guess? (Terrible Joke I know. I never did it on stage but that was the first thought I had in joke form)

Q: What is the source of your sense of humor?
A: It just happens. I think about comedy pretty much 24 hrs a day. Just walking around and watching alot of tv.

Q: In school, were you the class clown or quiet nerd?
A: I came in second for class clown. I was funny in school. Some what quiet. Just sit back and tell a joke to a few people. Never like a loud jokester. Very subtle. But I was Homecoming King. Yeah that's right.

Q: Is it better to be feared or loved on your way up the comedy ladder?
A: Both. It is very important to be nice and be friends with alot of people. Don't burn any bridges. Just talk about people behind their back. That is the easiest way. I don't even know if that answers the question correctly.

Q: Your stardom: a karmic inevitability or old fashioned luck?
A: Old fashioned luck. I don't even know what the other one means. I'm an ediot.