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Thursday Jul 24 2008 | The Colbert Report | Comedy Central

Thursday July 24

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Thursday Jul 24 2008
Intro - 7/24/08
Episode: #04094
Views: 41516
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
John McCain's Sausage Party
Episode: #04094
Views: 51428
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Laurie Goodstein
Episode: #04094
Views: 59478
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
Episode: #04094
Views: 29795
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Garrett Reisman
Episode: #04094
Views: 30583
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Decoder Rings
Episode: #04094
Views: 17970
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
Intro - 7/24/08
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Intro - 7/24/08
Episode: #04094 Views: 41516
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans. (00:38)
John McCain's Sausage Party
Thursday Jul 24 2008
John McCain's Sausage Party
Episode: #04094 Views: 51428
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus. (03:17)
Laurie Goodstein
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Laurie Goodstein
Episode: #04094 Views: 59478
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics. (05:24)
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
Thursday Jul 24 2008
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
Episode: #04094 Views: 29795
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian. (03:14)
Garrett Reisman
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Garrett Reisman
Episode: #04094 Views: 30583
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet. (06:08)
Decoder Rings
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Decoder Rings
Episode: #04094 Views: 17970
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings. (00:15)
Guest(s): Elvis Costello
In this episode, the Senate introduces a tax on elective plastic surgery, and John Pike discusses the popularity of the AK-47. The U.S. Speedskating team wins, and William Phillips refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Elvis Costello plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen.

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