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Thursday Jul 24 2008 | The Colbert Report | Comedy Central

Thursday July 24

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Thursday Jul 24 2008
Intro - 7/24/08
Episode: #04094
Views: 41552
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
John McCain's Sausage Party
Episode: #04094
Views: 51528
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Laurie Goodstein
Episode: #04094
Views: 59627
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
Episode: #04094
Views: 29940
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Garrett Reisman
Episode: #04094
Views: 30704
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Decoder Rings
Episode: #04094
Views: 18257
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
Intro - 7/24/08
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Intro - 7/24/08
Episode: #04094 Views: 41552
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans. (00:38)
John McCain's Sausage Party
Thursday Jul 24 2008
John McCain's Sausage Party
Episode: #04094 Views: 51528
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus. (03:17)
Laurie Goodstein
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Laurie Goodstein
Episode: #04094 Views: 59627
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics. (05:24)
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
Thursday Jul 24 2008
ThreatDown - Greek Courts
Episode: #04094 Views: 29940
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian. (03:14)
Garrett Reisman
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Garrett Reisman
Episode: #04094 Views: 30704
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet. (06:08)
Decoder Rings
Thursday Jul 24 2008
Decoder Rings
Episode: #04094 Views: 18257
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings. (00:15)
In this episode, Heineken celebrates Black History Month, and Chris Dodd wants to take away corporate free speech. Markus Bestin fights for man-whore rights, and George Stephanopoulos offers Stephen a job.

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