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Monday Apr 9 2007
Formula 401K
Episode: #03045
Views: 63178
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season.
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Thursday Jul 13 2006
ThreatDown - Gay Clones
Episode: #02087
Views: 36108
The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen.
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Thursday Aug 10 2006
Liquids on Planes
Episode: #02102
Views: 18631
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids.
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Wednesday Aug 16 2006
The Word - El Comandante
Episode: #02105
Views: 13545
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez.
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Wednesday Nov 29 2006
Alabama Miracle - The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop: Grand Opening
Episode: #02149
Views: 20264
Tad the building manager opens The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop with a parade, a cheer and a Helen Keller reenactment.
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Wednesday Nov 29 2006
Alabama Miracle - Grand Opening
Views: 14796
The Stephen Colbert museum was a hit, but how long before the laughter died?
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Wednesday Dec 6 2006
Mary Cheney
Episode: #02153
Views: 12162
Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm.
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Thursday Dec 7 2006
Francis Collins
Episode: #02154
Views: 26079
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
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Thursday Dec 7 2006
Dr. Francis S. Collins Pt. 2
Views: 13023
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades.
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Monday Jan 22 2007
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh
Episode: #03009
Views: 28331
Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm.
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Monday Feb 5 2007
Peyton Manseed
Episode: #03017
Views: 19848
Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance.
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Monday Mar 5 2007
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
Episode: #03029
Views: 113250
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
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Tuesday Apr 17 2007
Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm
Episode: #03050
Views: 17891
Stephen wags his finger at abstinence education, cell phones, fake sperm and those who can't hack it.
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Tuesday Aug 14 2007
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
Episode: #03105
Views: 61660
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA.
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Tuesday Sep 11 2007
Garrison Keillor
Episode: #03113
Views: 50357
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401.
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Tuesday Sep 25 2007
Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Episode: #03120
Views: 33378
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier.
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Formula 401K
Monday Apr 9 2007
Formula 401K
Episode: #03045 Views: 63178
Use Stephen's Formula 401K, and you'll have a dependent by next tax season. (0:56)
ThreatDown - Gay Clones
Thursday Jul 13 2006
ThreatDown - Gay Clones
Episode: #02087 Views: 36108
The guy who played Anakin Beefstroker in "Sperm Wars II: Attack of the Bones" was actually better than Hayden Christensen. (5:50)
Liquids on Planes
Thursday Aug 10 2006
Liquids on Planes
Episode: #02102 Views: 18631
New FAA regulations prevent air travelers from bringing liquids aboard airplanes -- and Stephen travels with a lot of liquids. (3:32)
The Word - El Comandante
Wednesday Aug 16 2006
The Word - El Comandante
Episode: #02105 Views: 13545
For Fidel Castro's 80th birthday he got what Stephen's always wanted -- a visit from Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. (3:46)
Alabama Miracle - The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop: Grand Opening
Wednesday Nov 29 2006
Alabama Miracle - The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop: Grand Opening
Episode: #02149 Views: 20264
Tad the building manager opens The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop with a parade, a cheer and a Helen Keller reenactment. (5:42)
Alabama Miracle - Grand Opening
Wednesday Nov 29 2006
Alabama Miracle - Grand Opening
Views: 14796
The Stephen Colbert museum was a hit, but how long before the laughter died? (2:34)
Mary Cheney
Wednesday Dec 6 2006
Mary Cheney
Episode: #02153 Views: 12162
Stephen's Formula 401 may or may not have been contaminated with an unspecified number of David Crosby sperm. (1:28)
Francis Collins
Thursday Dec 7 2006
Francis Collins
Episode: #02154 Views: 26079
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades. (6:30)
Dr. Francis S. Collins Pt. 2
Thursday Dec 7 2006
Dr. Francis S. Collins Pt. 2
Views: 13023
Dr. Francis Collins tries to convince Stephen that evolution is God's plan for giving upgrades. (3:06)
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh
Monday Jan 22 2007
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Terence Koh
Episode: #03009 Views: 28331
Terence Koh rides Stephen's coattails by selling off his sperm. (4:05)
Peyton Manseed
Monday Feb 5 2007
Peyton Manseed
Episode: #03017 Views: 19848
Stephen is thrilled about the Bears being slaughtered in the Super Bowl and approves of Prince's kosher halftime performance. (1:53)
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
Monday Mar 5 2007
Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
Episode: #03029 Views: 113250
Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus. (6:00)
Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm
Tuesday Apr 17 2007
Tip/Wag - Fake Sperm
Episode: #03050 Views: 17891
Stephen wags his finger at abstinence education, cell phones, fake sperm and those who can't hack it. (4:14)
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
Tuesday Aug 14 2007
DNA: Could It Happen To You? - Jackknife
Episode: #03105 Views: 61660
When a tanker truck full of Formula 401 jackknifes, Stephen decides to learn more about DNA. (5:59)
Garrison Keillor
Tuesday Sep 11 2007
Garrison Keillor
Episode: #03113 Views: 50357
Stephen enlists Garrison Keillor's help for a folksy commercial for his own Formula 401. (5:42)
Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Tuesday Sep 25 2007
Tip/Wag - Muslim Hipsters
Episode: #03120 Views: 33378
Thank you, Muslim hipsters -- by wearing ironic T-shirts, you make the TSA's job that much easier. (3:28)
Guest(s): Elvis Costello
In this episode, the Senate introduces a tax on elective plastic surgery, and John Pike discusses the popularity of the AK-47. The U.S. Speedskating team wins, and William Phillips refuses to recite the Pledge of Allegiance. Elvis Costello plays "Cheap Reward" with Stephen.

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