November 7, 2005

• Is Stephen growing a beard? I saw a guy on 23rd and Ninth the other day who looked just like Stephen, only with a beard. No need to reply, just letting you know.
• Every year after Halloween, I make a run to my local CVS and buy all the obsolete themed candy that they sell for like 10% of the retail price. Anyway who's in front of me in line this year but Stephen Colbert! He was buying a lot of toothbrushes and dental hygiene products. Gave me a pretty weird look, too.
• Totally didn't realize this, but Stephen and I have the same physical therapist! I'd been going there for years and didn't see him till yesterday. I introduced myself, and he couldn't have been nicer - he's got a sprained finger (too cute!). Very inspiring - I'm that much closer to walking again.
• Getting some cash yesterday, I totally saw Paul McCartney when he pulled up to the ATM next to me! I just about lost it, but he couldn't have been nicer! What a sweetheart.
• Saw Stephen at work yesterday. Full disclosure: I am a graphics designer for the Colbert Report.

October 31, 2005

• Me and some I-banking buddies were heading home after hitting the clubs, hard. Jimmy's got one girl on each arm, and I'm cranked to the gills, but I could've sworn I saw Colbert chase down a purse-snatcher on 2nd Avenue. I could be wrong though - I was cranked to the gills.
• Did you see that guy parachuting out of the helicopter yesterday? It was over the city, right around Midtown. I'm not sure if it was Stephen, but isn't that just the sort of thing he'd do?!
• Hey, love the site. Just wanted to say that I saw Stephen hanging out in Madison Square Park yesterday, walking a dog. Not sure if it was his dog.
• Yesterday I was buying a salad at the Cosi near my office, and saw Stephen Colbert get a salad. He didn't pay for it. Not because he's famous or anything, he had one of those cards with ten stamps on it.