Three mysterious yet oddly familiar strangers arrive and they're not here for the nachos. Wandell reveals his exceptional badminton skills, and Rick's alternative motives for coming to the border. (5:59)
They may not know where their passports or clothes are, but at least the boys can take pride in the fact that they've satisfied America for 52 straight weekends. (7:10)
When you're building a border security fence, the question is not whether it should have a food court, but whether the food court should have its own sniper tower and alligator pit. (4:32)
Real Mexicans everywhere find it hard to resist the culturally sensitive trap that is so cleverly devised by our heroes. These are nacho average illegal immigrant containment tactics. Nacho! (6:52)
We've got four new, original series set to launch this week. Border Patrol ??????�? a show about three friends who fight illegal immigration on their own terms ??????�? is one of them. Check out the trailer. It would be unpatriotic not to. (1:50)
