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Posted: 11/25/2009
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Decade in Review - 2002

Where were you when Guantanamo opened, Enron crashed, and President Bush choked on a pretzel?

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Posted: 11/09/2009
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Exclusive - Outtakes - Better Know a District - Mike Castle

Rep. Mike Castle is convinced Barack Obama is an American citizen, despite his constituents' tiny flags and birth certificates wrapped in plastic.

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Posted: 11/23/2009
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Not My Waterpark

Cartman sings a heartfelt ode about how his water park isn't the way he remembered it.

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Posted: 11/19/2009
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TJ Miller - Ketchup Bottles

I'm on my way to the condiment prom with a mustard top hat and a pickled monocle.

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Posted: 05/19/2008
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Aziz Ansari

Sunday, Dec 6 10pm / 9c

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"One time I called myself fat around my mom. She said, 'You're not fat, you're just fluffy.'"

Pea Soup vs. Roast Beef

Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?

A: Anyone can roast beef.

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